The PARTY
SUNDAY, October 26
12pM - 5PM
The Long Time
5707 Dunlap Rd N
Austin, TX
DRESS COMFORTABLY, PLAY kickBALL,
EAT A HOT DOG, PET A COOL DOG
(DOGS AND CHILDREN ENCOURAGED)
Your time
in austin
the austin motel
for the true south austin experience
1220 S Congress Ave
Austin, TX 78704
Transportation
Austin has no safe, reliable public transportation. We recommend renting a car or using ride shares like Lyft/uber.
The Registry
Many of you are traveling across the globe to celebrate with us in Austin, Texas, so your presence means the world to us and is all That we ask. If you'd still like to contribute to our registry select from the options below.
FAQ
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We get it. It’s weird. AFTER 15 YEARS TOGETHER WE DECIDED TO CONFUSE EVERYONE AND ACTUALLY GET MARRIED. You’re welcome mom + dad.
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Yes. We are having a small ceremony on Saturday and then an absolute fucking rager* on Sunday.
*A quiet Sunday afternoon playing kickball and eatin’ glizzies.
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Girl, you do you. You wanna wear a Canadian tux? Great. You wanna wear a banana costume? We love that for you. Whatever makes you feel good makes us feel good.
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texas in october is still hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock, so check the weather before you get dressed. The banana costume or Canadian tuxedo my not be your best bet.
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Yes. There are not stupid questions except this one.
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Our house is in south Austin and the Long Time is in east Austin. We recommend staying in the South Congress (SoCo) or downtown area. Check out our “Places to Stay, Things to Do” page for more info.
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TBD
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Yep, and they’ll be shitting their brains out for Chicken Shit Bingo
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Our names are Elvis and Chastity and we’re offering an extended warranty on your 2005 Dodge Caravan.